The Invisible Woman Chronicles

 I don't feel old or sad.  I feel tired.  Ok, maybe that does sound like an old person. Molly Ringwald's character has nothing on me when it comes to birthdays.  At least she got the hot guy at the end of the movie.  All I get is Kohl's Cash.  I do love Kohl's cash. I had to pick up an order yesterday that I used my Kohl's cash with and found myself wandering in the sneaker aisle trying on a different pair of Adidas.  I have moved onto hoarding Adidas sneakers. I am a shoe freak damn it.  Just moved to a different area and period of shoe freakiness, I guess.  I have some Cariuma sneakers and I wanted to see what they had on their website a couple of weeks ago.  I would basically have to use the K Mart layaway special to buy them or the new version - Klarna.  I was curious and surprised to see their website was down.  They've been sold or basically don't do business anymore.  That sucked.  I really like my Cariumas....

 What would I like for my birthday?  Someone actually listening to me.  Someone actually paying attention and remembering what I'm saying.  Depending on age, I can show grace on the forgetting part since I'm a frequent forgetter.  You know what I'm saying.  You don't feel like you're yelling into the void all the time. I probably go back to what Sosie did for me one Christmas.  Or holiday.  People can shove up with the imaginary war on Christmas thing, but I digress.  I joked about shoplifting from Whole Foods when I had so many appointments that year.  She sent me a gift card for Whole Foods and told me to stop shoplifting. I did it once when I was five.  I apologized to my mom.  Anyway, she paid attention to something I might like.  No fat lady Hawaiian shirts that year, thank goodness. I got frustrated when I looked at my medical online.  I had to just do the usual fill out the forms when you have an appointment an...