Bravo Sunday
It's a Bravo TV kind of Sunday. I finished Below Deck Mediterranean last night so time to move to Below Deck Sailing Yacht. I can't keep up with the excitement. Plus, I watched a Jim Gaffigan comedy special. It's not easy being me.
When I left this morning to go for my walk, I noticed that all the leaves in the yard got blown into the alley. Yeah. The monster did yard work yesterday. Leave it to him to do it his way. Not a big deal but just a reminder what a lazy bum he is. This is why I need to go for a drive on the weekends to get away from this person.
I think it was a pit bull that I saw today. His owner had pulled him off to the side and I thought it was comical that he had a little plaid hoodie on to keep him warm. Dogs wearing clothes is hilarious. Putting a doll dress on a cat will get your ass kicked. I know from experience. Not Precious. Tinker was madder than hell when I put a doll dress on her and took a picture. How undignified.
I got $25 in Shopkick money to use on groceries. I was going to scan for more when we did our weekly shopping but there were a lot of people who were getting annoyed by me standing there and scanning deodorant. Maybe I'm very picky. Safe to say I got a lot done this weekend.
I got a notification that my next payment was going to be taken out for my creditors. Here's hoping the remaining creditor accepts the proposal. I got the recurring charges cancelled. It may sound weird but I kind of like seeing that notification, like hey, you're on your way. It's a long ass road but you'll get there. Just wish that I had some extra money coming in. I'd take $10 just to put it on my car for crying out loud. By late February, things should be better.
Listening to Rebel Wilson's book has been a really good choice after the election. I listened to the part where Sacha Baron Cohen was such a jerk to her on The Brothers Grimsby. You know, the whole joke on Rudy Giuliani was hilarious but I don't get him. He wanted her to run naked across a stadium and when she wouldn't, he had her sit and watch the body double do it. Gross. He's just vile.
I identified with the weight struggles she talked about and dating this guy from a rich family. She was surprised he was apologetic about his weight when she struggled. The point she made in her book is that weight is a number on the scale. It doesn't take away who you are. I know I kind of laughed about drooling over the running guy. I thought here I am at my weight, why would I have any appeal? Well, first up, he may be married. Second, he may be a mirage. I'm not sure. I don't know. I think between the weight issues and the past health issues makes me feel like I got taken out of any consideration.
I'm a strong person. I dealt with a lot on my own. I am not a greedy person. I share and I'll be the first to help if someone needs help. I like cats and dogs. And anything furry better than people. I might be shy, but once someone gets to know, I can be pretty cool. I can probably name more Senators in this country than most can be. I am a kind person. It would crush me to know if I ever hurt anything. I'm on your side. Loyalty means a lot. I have people's backs. I have been told that I have nice eyes. It reflects my kind heart. Am I selling that well enough? I'm not good at selling myself but I'm good at sticking up for others.
Let's see if I can name the senators, I honestly don't know the Dakota senators but I know Doug Burghum was the North Dakota governor.
Alabama - Tommy Tuberville, Katie Britt - who can forget her State of the Union remarks? Go back to Stepford Wives, Katie Britt you twit.
Arkansas - Tom Cotton. Don't know the other, but I know Sarah Huckabee is the governor
Delaware - Chris Coons and now Lisa Rochester Blunt.
Connecticut - Chris Murphy and I can't remember the other
Massachusetts - Elizabeth Warren and I can't remember the other. Ed Markey comes to mind, but I don't know
Vermont - Bernie Sanders and Peter Welch
North Carolina - Thom Tillis, drawing a blank on the second person. I know Josh Stein won for Governor
South Carolina - Trumps other wife - Lindsay Graham and Tim Scott
Georgia - Rev. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff. Jon Ossoff is quite the snack and please tell me Majorie Taylor Green is not running against him in 2026
Louisiana - Is it Bill Cassidy? Drawing a blank on this one
Mississippi - Same with this one. I am think there is one Senator with the name Cynthia?
Texas - Ted Cruz and John Coryn
New Mexico - Blank. Blank. Blank. Might be Democrats. Drawing a blank
Missouri Josh Hawley and hopefully someone who isn't as annoying as he is
Minnesota -Tina Smith and Amy Klobuchar
Illinois - Tammy Duckworth and Dick Durbin
Wisconsin - Ron Johnson (gross) and Tammy Baldwin
Michigan - Elissa Slotkin and Gary Peters
Ohio - I'd like to forget this one because I'm so sad about Sherrod. Bernie Moreno and hopefully someone better than JD Vance
Pennsylvania - my fashion icon John Fetterman and another sad one - Dave McCormick - BOO!
New York - Chuck Schumer and Kristen Gillibrand
Colorado - not sure - John Hickenlooper and Michael Bennett
Wyoming - Barasso? This one escapes me
The Dakotas- thinking John Thune might be for South Dakota? No idea on North Dakota
Kansas - no idea. I know Laura Kelly is their governor
Maine - Susan Collins and Angus King - I could be wrong on Angus? He's still in?
New Hampshire - Maggie Hassan and not sure on the other senator
California - Adam Schiff and Alex Padilla
Washington - Maria Cantwell, Patti Murray. Or is Murhy?
Rhode Island - I don't know
Maryland - Angela Alsobrooks and ?? on the 2nd one
Oregon - Jeff Merkley and Ron Wyden. Did I spell that right?
Iowa - Joni Ernst and another blank
Indiana - two Republicans?
Hawaii - Is it still Mazie Hirono? I know I have her book on Kindle
Florida - Rick Scott and Marco Rubio
Idaho, Utah - don't know but thinking Mike Lee is maybe from Utah? I think it's Republicans but not familiar with the names
Montana - wondering if I got Bernie Moreno's name mixed up with Ohio? Not sure. Still mad about Jon Tester losing - BOOOO!
Nebraska - Deb Fischer and don't know the other name
Nevada - Jacky Rosen and Catherine Cortez Masto, or Mastro? Not sure
Oklahoma - Jim Lankford and that Waynemullin guy who seems to have a big mouth. I'm a little unsure on their names
Tennesse - Marsha Blackburn and is it Jim Burchett?
Virginia - Mark Warner and drawing a blank on that one too. I know Abigail Spanbauer is running for Governor in 2025 though. She was in Congress. Why am I babbling?
West Virginia - not Joe Manchin. I think it's Jim Justice and someone else who will shine Trump's shoes.
Did I get all of the states? I'm not sure if I have some of these correct, but I'm obviously not an idiot if I know that many names.
I have a lot to offer another person, despite my flaws and quirks. We all have them. We just don't always know how to find each other.
I didn't see my running mirage but I did see a dog in a plaid coat and that made me happy.
It was a good Sunday. Back to Below Deck Sailing Yacht and get the Sunday scaries.
Have a good night, good humans. If you all know how to be kind to yourselves can you help me?
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